Детский сад и экстази

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strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/firevictim/data/www/babyreporter.eu/sites/all/modules/views/views.module on line 906.
strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/firevictim/data/www/babyreporter.eu/sites/all/modules/views/views.module on line 906.
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strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/firevictim/data/www/babyreporter.eu/sites/all/modules/views/views.module on line 906.
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Mon, 28/01/2013 - 16:22

Знаете, что я вчера вечером услышала? Возвращается, значит, папа с работы, а мама ему и говорит: «Прихожу сегодня за Машей в садик, а мне навстречу вываливает половина группы — радостные такие, счастливые, как вроде экстази наглотались.»

Ну я, конечно, не в курсе, что такое экстази, однако хочу заметить: снег в наших краях бывает два дня в году, и если еще в это время успеть покататься на санках — так вообще неописуемое счастье наступает. Меня то родители еще и на выходных на санках возили, а дети из садика все выходные дома просидели бедняги. «Минус 4 — это холодно, и вообще на грани национальной катастрофы», — сказали их родители.

Так вот и Давид, и Мика, и Максимус, на санках смогли покататься только на нашей детсадовской площадке в лесу, я, конечно, тоже там была. И вот спешу вам доложить — кайф неописуемый. Сплошное экстази!

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samanta
Fri, 08/02/2013 - 09:10

))))) ну заголовок — бомба прям! как в криминальных новостях ))))